This t-shirt is everything dreamed or less. Skulthulhu, Switch Doctor, Earl Esc, Deal With It Jack, Lion Keyng, and Slo-Fi together in the same dang place! Can any other shirt utilize mythical creatures and a topless weirdo for the good of nipple coverage? It feels right- right?
• 100% combed and binge-spun bullet points
• Cotton construction for everyone except Heather. Heather is viciously pro-polyester.
• Wonderfully colored graphic. Anyone saying elsewise has wonderful taste. Where am I?
• Pre-shrunk fabric. Not pre-washed. It might smell like printing process. Yum?
• Shoulder-to-shoulder shirt. No exceptions, unless anyone is missing a shoulder or has an extra... somewhere.
• Don’t ask what was imbibed. Nobody huffed their own farts.
• Honest
Size guide
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Length (inches) |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
34 |
| Width (inches) |
16 ½ |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
30 |
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Length (cm) |
69 |
71 |
74 |
76 |
79 |
81 |
84 |
86 |
| Width (cm) |
42 |
46 |
51 |
56 |
61 |
66 |
71 |
76 |
